Actors, Athletes and Politicians all agree: Buck Maxner and Gill Biffits are your fairly balanced candidates!
Farrah Fawcett, actress: Buck Maxner and Gill Biffits are true angels.
Erik Estrada, actor: When the chips are down, you can count on your fairly balanced presidential team of Maxner/Giffits!
Pete Rose, baseball legend/gambling addict: It's a sure bet that this year's winning ticket is Buck Maxner and Gill Biffits.
Gray Davis, disgraced former Governor of California: If you yearn to recall the days of America's glory, I urge you to vote for the exciting and dynamic team of Dr. Buck Maxner and Mr. Gill Biffits.