October 31, 2004
Buck Maxner decided to visit the super spin zone this weekend, with Faux News host Shill O’Wiley.
Maxner. Thanks for visiting the
super spin zone. John Kerry has
refused to come into the super spin zone because he’s afraid. At least you are not afraid, Dr. Maxner.
No I’m not.
get down to business. With the race
a dead heat, with whom do you feel benefits most from your candidacy.
Bush or Kerry?
not concerned about the other candidates, Shill.
But now that you asked, we are the fairly balanced ticket, which means we
draw equally from the right and the left.
see you continue to rip off our copyright, but I digress. Let’s turn to a more controversial topic.
Bin Laden issued a video on Friday.
He criticized Bush for freezing in front of the school children in
Florida on 9/11. You made a similar
charge. So did Michael Moore.
Do you agree with Bin Laden?
is your point, Shill?
point is that you agree with Bin Laden. Shouldn’t
we have a president who most opposes Bin Laden?
should we be affected by anything a mass murderer has to say.
He also mocked Clinton for the Monica scandal.
So did I. That does not mean
harmed the country more than any U.S. president, but that’s not the point.
The point is you support Bin Laden and Bin Laden supports you and your
Shill. I-that’s not t-
Bin Laden wants Bush out of office. And
why do you suppose that is? Because
Bush is nice to him? I don’t
don’t you just move to the caves in Afghanistan so you can catch up on old
times with Bin Laden and his associates.